I am not actually a f#ckin cat ... ok !!!!! ... I am not at all loveable and you sound a little bit strange. Maybe I don't know what Belgium people are like, anyway we'll see how you go
tc is trying out for a role in the next austin powers movie, maybe? watch 'in bruges' for a good belgium travelogue...
Haven't completely figured out myself yet what typical Belgians are supposed to be like but I'm pretty sure I ain't one of 'em. I'm probably an American born in the wrong country and hate just about anything about Belgium. If in anyway possible I'd be living somewhere around Frisco.

I'd pick a Challenger, Mustang or Ram over a Porsche or Ferrari anyday. Such a shame it's about $4000 annual tax to drive these big V8s here.
Oh, and I hate soccer, which 99,9% of the Belgians seem to watch on a daily basis.
Welcome from Freezing ass cold Canada! Tell us more about cat worshipping. We have a Siamese who likes to wake us up at 3-4am every morning whining about nothing. How do we get her to stop?
Well, there's two kind of Siamese breeds.
There's the new kind of siamese that are actually a bred-through variant of the original siamese. The official race name for those is "Siamese". They're taller, have a sharper head and make lots of noise.
Then there is the original siamese breed, which have the slightly rounder "applehead" and are less sharply figured and less noisy. These are now officially named "Thai" since the name "Siamese" was already in use.
I have a Thai.
If you have a "Siamese" there won't be much you can do to stop her, they're pretty strong willed and they're known to be noisy. I'd suggest earplugs.
If you would have a "Thai" you probably wouldn't have the problem. Like most cat's they adapt to your rythm and wake up with you. Our 4 cats all wake up together with us and we don't have much of a rythm, we get up a lot later in the weekends than during the week, have no specific time when we go to sleep etc...
No, seriously, has it been going on a long time? Does she have access to food, water and a litterbox during the night? Any toys you hide before going to bed? I'd try to figure out what she misses during the night that she has access to during the day.