I saw a drunk guy awhile back (we tried to get him to stay off the bike, but he was a walking, talking tree trunk) that had a failure. He raised his side stand and then proceeded to put his feet on the pegs and leave. The problem was he hadn't started the engine yet. We tried a second to get him to stay off the bike, but he would have none of it. He picked the bike up, started it and off he went, for about 50 feet. Then, he lost control and parked it in a ditch full of water. We got the bike up and out of the ditch. We left him. When we came back for him a couple of minutes later, we got him up and then he fell backwards like someone doing one of those old ice tea plunge commercials. He was fully submerged the second time.