Lol...I wish. Right now I am going a bit nutso trying to figure out some type of chrome luggage rack that will fit or can be adapted to fit with some home made brackets on the back fender that does not involve drilling any holes in my fender. I've looked at a lot of other bike luggage racks...most are too small or won't fit. All the trunk racks are way too wide, and rivco used to make one...but they discontinued it.
G'day and Welcome Ponters , who I'm sure will come along and greet you himself set up a pretty neat rack on his Roadster. Stripped the cover and foam off the pillion seat and mounted a Harley Soft tail (I think it was a Soft tail) onto the seat base. Looked and worked well.