If I owned a gun I would've shot it!!

[SteveRed]

Recently I got a German Shepherd pup! The little ****ter got into my garage last night and dragged out my stock seat (off a bench) and ate a hole in the bloody thing!! MAN I WAS PISSED OFF!! I know you shouldn't belt animals but this little bugger got a kick up the arse! SO REPORT ME!!! I swear if I owned a gun I would have put a bullet in the ****ed thing.

Lucky I was going to get the dang thing retrimmed, so sooner rather than later!! And proper training or the pound for the mutt!

 

[Toystoretom]

Awww.. he's just a pup.... he's probably teething. I had a little Peke puppy that ate all of my wife's left shoes, he didn't like the right ones. He liked table legs also. He grew up to be a 20 pound terror. He tormented every living thing that had 4 legs and a tail, he wanted them all. He had been in so many fights that he actually had what felt like cracks and holes in his skull, didn't slow him down a bit. That dog would have followed me through the gates of hell if I wanted him to.... At least your dog still has a chance to turn out civil

 

[SteveRed]

Yeah yeah... All is forgiven, we licked and made up this arvo! I didn't really kick her, just a scolding and a smack! Didn't stop her from tearing the joint up again today though. I have two other dogs I thought would keep her out of trouble... on 5 acres too!! Anyway I will look into proper training for her.

 

[Jamie]

if I owned a gun I would have put a bullet in the ****ed thing

1. Borrow one
2. Arrange for the thing to be shipped to Germany. The Germans know a bit about deportation logistics and might thus be of assistance
3. Use a knife, skin the thing and turn it into a seat cover. "Real Pup" competing for bikers' attention with Corbin's "Faux Alligator" upholstery...
4. Forget it.

 

[Toystoretom]

Good Gawd Jamie.... were not gonna skin the pup .... that's just what pups do, you have to expect a certain amount of that. It would be a little boring if they didn't do that stuff. Heck... I've done a lot more damage than that all by myself...

 

[Jamie]

And to think that, out of... er... moderation, I had spared you this one: Shove the thing into an airtight doggie bag