First Day

[Fingers]

After you retire you wonder how you had time to work.

 

[barbagris]

And he was right, I found loose and missing bolts I wouldn't have seen otherwise.

See - if you'd just ignored him - you'd be blissfully unaware. Just spray once a month with sea water. Everything will rust solid - and wont fall off or loosen.

 

[Steel]

Dave shamed me into cleaning my bike more than once a year when I retired, I could no longer claim I didn't have time to. And he was right, I found loose and missing bolts I wouldn't have seen otherwise.

Jay taught me that if I follow him, God will wash my bike (and me) while I ride.

 

[Ishrub]

Jay taught me that if I follow him, God will wash my bike (and me) while I ride.

Being righteous an' all I guess that is with a motorcycle tire but I have heard you get a better job following Lucifer on his 'dark side' ride!

 

[Steel]

Being righteous an' all I guess that is with a motorcycle tire but I have heard you get a better job following Lucifer on his 'dark side' ride!

Maybe I can get TFC #666

 

[Ishrub]

Maybe I can get TFC #666

Nah, would only be good for your wash if you always let somebody else ride it ahead of you. What a waste! Besides - never heard of anyone following someone to hell and back just for a bath. It is usually the opposite - go like hell to get past and stay in front of the stinky ones in front of you!

 

[budman]

congrats on your retirement..you live in an area of riding utopia..I'm jealous..

 

[Joesmoe]

Statistically, at least in the U.S., retirement is a killer. I bet (betting with my life in fact) the Rocket is a good antidote.

 

[Navigator]

Jay taught me that if I follow him, God will wash my bike (and me) while I ride.

God normally washes my bike just after I've cleaned and washed it.

 

[1K9]

Statistically, at least in the U.S., retirement is a killer. I bet (betting with my life in fact) the Rocket is a good antidote.

Paul; those stats seem to come from the same lab as the global warming claims.