barzeen said:
GorgeRider said:
Since I leave all my mechanical thinking to the likes of warp9.9, I have to go with demonic possession.
Go straight to church and climb the steps on your knees while bemoaning your past sins against the motorcycle gods.
And stay away from the splitpea soup.
I tried placing my hand on the headlights and yelling " devil be gone!" ..... results inconclusive.....
That trick only works for the pure of faith, barzeen. Obvoiusly you also need to head straight to a house of worship to confess your sins. And if you choose self-flagellation, be sure to limit that option to your back or you'll have to confess to a whole other list of sins.