An age thing? Baldies and bikes!

My teenager informed me last night that he wants to wait a year before getting his learner's permit. I don't mind, but agree that there are many things keeping him busy these days.
 
Funny story, at my daughter's wedding last year, they're lining us up for the rehearsal, and I'm thinking ok, this should be easy, I just have to remember I line up behind the short bald guy. Now these guys are all 30 or younger. I look, 4/6 of the guys standing up in the wedding are short and bald, dang.
 

Right on, man! Every time I go out. And most is 1/2 hour or less.
 
The kids are all living a virtual life. They don’t even have girlfriends. Living there lives online! Can’t look you in the eyes when you talk to them and backs have humps from looking down at the smart phone! Computers are leaving them on the sideline of life!
 
And here we are typing on our devices. Are we virtual friends?