Advice Please?

[RocketandRollit]

Hey Everyone, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the Rocket. When she came home she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouched behind the Rocket that I noticed a hairline crack in the rear brake light lens. Is that something I can repair or do I need to replace it?

 

[R3R Torque]

Um... not sure what to say.
Guess you could order a new lens, leave the wife and ride.

 

[mexican]

 

[peter k]

I agree with r3r just order a new lense

 

[rayjay]

It's funny how little things make you suspicious..I've always had a nagging thought that
my middle son isn't mine..he's taller than the other two and likes to dance and always in trouble with the police. But my wife assures me his mine and that her grandfather was... Black


RJ

 

[idk]

It's funny how little things make you suspicious..I've always had a nagging thought that
my middle son isn't mine..he's taller than the other two and likes to dance and always in trouble with the police. But my wife assures me his mine and that her grandfather was... Black
RJ

It's when she says "that one is but the other two ain't" that you really get pissed off.

 

[STRIPES]

I am not clear with which hairline crack you are needing help. The lens or the one getting out of the car.

 

[Idaho Red Rocket 3]

You got me ! I lived that cheating wife bit myself. I was all ready to give some good advice when I got to the cracked lens part. Good joke.

 

[R3Tex]

Keep the wife...she obviously has a well refined sense of adventure...and order a new lense

 

[TRIIICK]

It sounds like an easy fix, divide your time up equally between the hairline cracks.