Nov 26, 2014
Essex UK
2014 Black 'n' Red R3R. RamAir, Tors, DP Link pipe
Badass Biker Bert wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Badass Bert looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Badass Bert asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Badass Bert asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Woman, leave me alone, I'm married !"


Riding Motor Since 1950
Jun 17, 2012
Tacoma, WA
2012 R3R "Kong" - 2011 R3R "YurMama"
I feel a heel now bull, never meant any offence. I can say that I was faithful until my wife died 1 year ago, and it still didn't happen to me.

Not a problema, Amigo.
Not proud of it - twas much younger (stupid) then.
Been a good hubby for over thirty years now.