Told her to trim a little off the back & sides

If a man shaves his coogie & fat thang, he is no longer a man! Maybe the thing out on that left coast but out here in these woods a man’s gotta have a little cover for the Sabre toothed ****** critters to roam

When I look down all I see is belly, Ain’t no way in hell I’m taking any chances of putting a razor down there