Lots of comments come to mind as I read this thread. Wilber's "kickstand" in the bed joke, Flip polishing his "Rocket", sure Flip. Tomo's "mistakeing" the fact that some will be involved with trying to persuade their best friends to "keep them warm".
I've been married too long to really get into it any longer. Heck, I even stated to her that this past years Christmas gift also covers Valentines Day too. If I'm bold enough, maybe I can use the same line when her birthday comes around in September. Don't know how far that would get me, maybe kicked out of the house for the evening. At least it should be warm in Sept. that I could take the Rocket for a spin, after I "Polish it".
See ya.