RAA VII, the leftovers

[UNCLE JESSE]

Hey Mexican Australia can't be too big probably only got one time zone shucks Kentucky has two time zones

 

[HansO]

Hey Mexican Australia can't be too big probably only got one time zone shucks Kentucky has two time zones

nah you got it all wrong we have three Westren, Central and Eastern and then we complicate things in summer by some states having Daylight Saving Time. ****e we are nearly as mixed up as you Yanks/Merican's we just have a lot of open space between things here oh and you calulate our land mass please don't forget to include Tasmania the two headed Taswegins don't like being left out

 

[mexican]

I'm particularly pleased he wasn't facing the camera.

Yeah, his front view is a lot worse than his rear view

 

[mexican]

nah you got it all wrong we have three Westren, Central and Eastern and then we complicate things in summer by some states having Daylight Saving Time. ****e we are nearly as mixed up as you Yanks/Merican's we just have a lot of open space between things here oh and you calulate our land mass please don't forget to include Tasmania the two headed Taswegins don't like being left out

Now say all that in spanish so i can understand it

 

[xhdskip]

he said if ya include all the islands they're almost as big as Oklahoma.

 

[HansO]

he said if ya include all the islands they're almost as big as Oklahoma.

Eerrr! I think you will find Oky will probaly fit inside Tassie

 

[xhdskip]

remember Hans,
SIZE MATTERS
Lupe was only dreaming.
Ahwww, To dream the impossible dream.
United States- 3,794,083 square miles
Australia-2,967,909 square Miles
Tasmania-26,410 square miles
Oklahoma-68,594 square miles
So ya could put over 2.5 Tassies inside Oklahoma.
BUT normally we don't brag about it.
We don't have any Tasmanian devils around here,
even our panthers an mountain lions are getting scarce.
Besides, why brag?
We KNOW which color is fastest,
We also KNOW which country is the most f***ed up at the moment,
as they all go through changes, some for the better, some for the worse.
We're in one of those political valleys at the moment.
Hard to brag when ya got a socialist at the helm...
But at least we got a few things in common.
both countries speak English predominately.
Those of us on this site figured out which bikes are the best.
And we both rebelled against the crown.
No wait, you guys ain't done that yet.
well, we'll wait on ya to catch up,
no wonder ya'll like red motorcycles.....

 

[HansO]

remember Hans,
SIZE MATTERS
Lupe was only dreaming.
Ahwww, To dream the impossible dream.
United States- 3,794,083 square miles
Australia-2,967,909 square Miles
Tasmania-26,410 square miles
Oklahoma-68,594 square miles
So ya could put over 2.5 Tassies inside Oklahoma.
BUT normally we don't brag about it.
We don't have any Tasmanian devils around here,
even our panthers an mountain lions are getting scarce.
Besides, why brag?
We KNOW which color is fastest,
We also KNOW which country is the most f***ed up at the moment,
as they all go through changes, some for the better, some for the worse.
We're in one of those political valleys at the moment.
Hard to brag when ya got a socialist at the helm...
But at least we got a few things in common.
both countries speak English predominately.
Those of us on this site figured out which bikes are the best.
And we both rebelled against the crown.
No wait, you guys ain't done that yet.
well, we'll wait on ya to catch up,
no wonder ya'll like red motorcycles.....

Damm you Skip! I wanted Lupe to look it up gotta make him work somehow

 

[mexican]

remember Hans,
SIZE MATTERS
Lupe was only dreaming.
Ahwww, To dream the impossible dream.
United States- 3,794,083 square miles
Australia-2,967,909 square Miles
Tasmania-26,410 square miles
Oklahoma-68,594 square miles
So ya could put over 2.5 Tassies inside Oklahoma.
BUT normally we don't brag about it.
We don't have any Tasmanian devils around here,
even our panthers an mountain lions are getting scarce.
Besides, why brag?
We KNOW which color is fastest,
We also KNOW which country is the most f***ed up at the moment,
as they all go through changes, some for the better, some for the worse.
We're in one of those political valleys at the moment.
Hard to brag when ya got a socialist at the helm...
But at least we got a few things in common.
both countries speak English predominately.
Those of us on this site figured out which bikes are the best.
And we both rebelled against the crown.
No wait, you guys ain't done that yet.
well, we'll wait on ya to catch up,
no wonder ya'll like red motorcycles.....

Skip, i told you not to drink all the apple pie in one sitting

 

[Triple Trouble]

There was a Tasmanian farmer that went to the U.S. to a farming convention. While there he started chatting to an Oklahoman farmer. The Oklahoman was bragging about his farm. He said " I can get in my car and drive all day and still not reach the end of my farm". The Tassie replied,"yeah, I used to have a car like that years ago".