The Koala bear had settled down in the comfort of a gum tree and had just lit one up...
A passing lizard smelled the aroma and followed it to the tree...upon reaching the tree he inquired if he might join in.
Soon the koala and lizard had consumed enough to where the lizard found himself in dire need of a drink of water. Below them flowed a forest stream into which the lizard, having leaned to far forward, fell into. The lizard was unable to swim, and upon seeing this a lounging nearby crocodile came to the rescue. He returned the floundering lizard to the shore and asked what was the matter. The lizard explained his recent events to which the crocodile had to see for himself. So he returned to the koala bear's tree.
Upon reaching the base of the tree the crocodile shouted up to the koala bear, hey dude! What's up? The koala looked down and said, **** duuude...how much did you drink!