i tell my wife that she needs to hit up her children for presents because she's not my mother (i end up having to pepper spray her because how she reacts to this kind of logic)... but i tell my kids that i expect the same level of swag they'd better be laying on their mother because with out me she wouldn't be their mother!!! gotta play all ends to the middle with these goofy holidays... and i gotta spend mothers' day working on the house down the street that we're moving my mom into... gonna be driving miss daisy around as a pastime for the forseeable future...
 
I dont care for mothers or father's day now that my folks are gone, but loved them both dearly.
Its just a marketing exercise if you ask me. I dont give mother's day gifts nor do I want father's day gifts.
 
Heard that there's four times the amount spent of gifts etc for mothers than fathers .. sounds about right. Jocks and socks $8-$10 .. hahahahaha
 
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