Just found the bike i was looking for

Eff dat chit!

It ain't a motorcycle or for me, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
 
Not me, my man. If I catch you on one of those while on my R3, you gonna' feel like this;

 
Yeah, eff u 2, Art the Fart!

Geeeze, Dude, you make attending a funeral sound like good fun.
HA Id love to see you show up ridin one of those puppies with those nice comfy seats youd look like a trained bear riding a bicycle