Another joke

[Rocket65]

Guy comes home from work,turns on the tv and says to his wife "Quick, get me a beer before it starts" She gets him one and in a few minutes he says "quick, one more before it starts" she gets him another one. He say, "one more, before it starts" She says "I'm not here to wait on you and bring you beer. I have been working all day cleaning house, doing dishes.... He says "It's started"
I have a million of them. I wasn't in the National Guard for 21 years for nothing.