Southern ride this Spring?

No cell service in a 13,000 square mile zone. They have roaming feds in special radio trucks to find anyone violating the rules.
 
Sounds like black ops sh_t to me !
I heard a rumor that if you think a speeding ticket in Yellowstone is expensive, get caught running your CB radio or old analog phone through there. They're listening for aliens, or so the story goes. If you stay up late enough, the mothman comes out.
 
Mothman? I want to see that ****. Or maybe not
 
Naw, he can go sit in/near the office, do his work & then ride!