MY AUSSIE STORY!!!


That there is SO Aussie, I didn't get it!
Guess "root" means shag?
 
An Englishman, an Irishman, an Australian and a New Zealander were onboard a plane, getting ready to make their first parachute jump. The Englishman's exit was spectacular; he leapt out of the plane with the cry, " I am doing this for mycountry......"

The Irishman leapt out immediately afterwards, calling out the same words.

Then the New Zealanders ripped the parachute off the Australian, pushed him out of the plane andcried, "I am doing this for my country......"
 
@Boog
Did you take Veronica home and is she now yours?

Hmm, she took me home for a week then sent me to Sydney. Kept me for another week about two years later when the ship came calling once more. Said I could come back anytime, awsome Aussie hospitality I recon.