why do I need lubricating ? What's going on ? no not that again , I said I am the adventurous type , but I was meaning a different haircut maybe or climbing a tree . even perhaps coffee with no milk . I wanted my dirty little secret to be bogeys under my van seat . I can't live life looking like this ! people would know , my demeanour would change , effeminate men would start smiling at me all knowingly !
Darn it , you have noticed ! I thought I had got away with it ? oh well , you know what they say . " women are ok , but you can't beat the real thing !
I would take em for a ride on my bike , soon turn them straight . either that or give them PTSD or is it STI ? I always get those two confused