Joke for today

Steel said:

This guy who owns a horse farm gets a call from a friend.
The friend says, "I know this midget with a speech impediment who
wants to buy a horse, and I'm sending him over."
The midget arrives, and the owner asks him if he wants a male or
female horse.
"A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one.
"Nith looking horth. Can I see her mouf?"
So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's teeth.
"Nith mouf, can I see her eyeth?"
So the owner picks up the midget and shows him her eyes.
"OK, what about the earsth?"
Now the owners is beginning to get a little pissed, but he picks up
the midget one more time and shows him her ears.
"Okay, finally, I would like to see her twat."
With that, the owner loses all patience, picks up the midget, and
shoves his head up the horse's twat, then pulls him out.
Shaking his wet head, the midget says, "Perhapth I should rephrase
that. I would like to thee the horth run."

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Steel said:

This guy who owns a horse farm gets a call from a friend.
The friend says, "I know this midget with a speech impediment who
wants to buy a horse, and I'm sending him over."
The midget arrives, and the owner asks him if he wants a male or
female horse.
"A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one.
"Nith looking horth. Can I see her mouf?"
So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's teeth.
"Nith mouf, can I see her eyeth?"
So the owner picks up the midget and shows him her eyes.
"OK, what about the earsth?"
Now the owners is beginning to get a little pissed, but he picks up
the midget one more time and shows him her ears.
"Okay, finally, I would like to see her twat."
With that, the owner loses all patience, picks up the midget, and
shoves his head up the horse's twat, then pulls him out.
Shaking his wet head, the midget says, "Perhapth I should rephrase
that. I would like to thee the horth run."

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Bubz said:

No rocket parts for sale but didn't stop me lookin
http://www.ebay.com/sch/babenotincluded/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_ipg=&_from=

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Bob R said:

The Sierra Club and the U. S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population.

It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true method of shooting or trapping the predators, the Sierra Club had a "more humane" solution to this issue.

What they were proposing was for the animals to be captured alive. The males would then be castrated and let loose again. This was ACTUALLY proposed by the Sierra Club and by the U. S. Forest Service.

All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally an old fellow wearing a big cowboy hat in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand our problem here.

These coyotes ain't f----' our sheep; they're eatin' 'em!"
The meeting never really got back to order.

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