I passed a Harley today ....

I think we have outdone ourselves with off-topic digression and was looking for a darting squirrel to post and found this instead:
Explains a lot of lost dogs



No way you can pin the rap on me, bruddah! For once I'se be the innocent, burdened party and I can confidently point to your quoted post above and say that you painted the bullseye squarely and smack dab between your own angry eyes.

He!!, man, I'm as much to blame for this thread's departure as I am for this, the gayest, macho-facho music video of the modern era...
 

You can Flick me the Bird but your excuse don't fly just like your vid above!

But this one below did and was the squirrel that got this old dog lost!

Crackin' good tale, Paul.

I'm still wiping away my tears from laughing so hard!

In fact, you have won the musical accompaniment to the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award...

 

Totally understand that, thankfully foot and mouth didn't affect us although over the hundred years we had the farm it took cattle from farms around us and we were always spared. I gave away all my rifles and shotguns 15 years ago as I starting getting soft. Mind, saying that I could have happily shot the car driver that jumped the red light on a roundabout and took me off.
 
Definitely ! I would much rather shoot idiots .
I still enjoy shooting the very occasional deer or the odd boar when they come thru but the older I get the more often I think no , they deserve their life as much as I do . Rather do long range target and clay pigeons instead !
 
Must be just the way I was raised, but I have no qualms about killing an animal to eat.
As I said , the odd deer or boar but no more driven pheasants or foxes . I must have murdered hundreds . Would rather watch them nowadays !