Have a PC Christmas!!!!!

Joker

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[FONT=&quot]I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my solicitor yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the following:[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted Gregorian calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that the United Kingdom is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.:)[/FONT]
 

bkrbil

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You stated that almost if you were from the United States.
Merry Christmas.
(If I offended anyone, tough luck)
 
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HeR3tic

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...[FONT=&quot]Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.:)[/FONT]

Now that was funny :roll:Might there be any compensatory damages worth filling a suit for, on the behalf of any class of nanotypes someday in the future?
 
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Toystoretom

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Its a good thing we have a legal department.

Cause I don't understand any of that :D.

Merry Christmas... or not.... or whatever... :eek:
 

xhdskip

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Merry CHRISTmas

Hope everyone has a blessed CHRISTmas and a very prosperous New Year.
Sure would like to meet some of the Rocket captains in my neighboring states next year.
Hopfully, my black beauty can keep up with you guys, as she's only stock.
Don't want to void that all important warrenty ya know.
Either way, GODS best to each and every one of you.
May you know Jesus now, before you stand in front of him later.
If any muslims, buddists, hindus, or athiests were offended by this ,
get over it. God lives, God rules, and God would ride a Rocket.
I'm sure he wouldn't ride a hardly, he'd only ride the Best.
I think that white horse he's riding in Revelation is iron.
A white Rocket, mmmmm.. Bet it ain't stock either.
To Jesus be the glory,
skip in Oklahoma
 

Jamie

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[FONT=&quot]I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues[/FONT][FONT=&quot]:)[/FONT]

Brilliant Joker:D:D:D.

Half a greeting line (written in past tense!) and close to twenty disclaiming lines, some very current, others more future-oriented and thus even more ominous.

My risk aversion is such that I may cancel tonite Christmas celebration.

Jamie
 

Baggage1

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Jamie that sounds like a plan. Hope next year we get out of this political stuff for good, I get off probation,and I can get a new rocket like I want,grow hair on my head again, yada yada. Merry Ho Ho
 

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