Corny Motorbike Songs

[Steel]

Some people claim it's a classic, but I've always thought it was the dumbest lyrics in music.

 

[Triple Trouble]

Holy smokes Dave! That's even worse than I remember it

 

[EasTexRIII]

Some people claim it's a classic, but I've always thought it was the dumbest lyrics in music.

You been sniffin that soda ash again?

 

[Steel]

You been sniffin that soda ash again?

Nah, just been huffing a lil H2S.

 

[EasTexRIII]

Nah, just been huffing a lil H2S.

We used to say that stands for "Has to Sh!t"

 

[stollydriver]

just for all you Saxon lovers

 

[stollydriver]

That track reminds me of my first bike fs1-e and my denim jacket covered in patches and steel studs. My dad said that if I came off - the studs would make me slide for miles

 

[jthree]

 

[jthree]

From Wikipedia...

Shag A bird family. European shag, a specific species of the shag or cormorant family. Great cormorant another species of the family
Shag (fabric), a fabric typically used to make deep-pile carpets
Shag (tobacco), fine-cut tobacco
Shag (hairstyle)
Shag, is a party and fundraiser for an engaged couple, also known as a stag and doe
Shagging (baseball), to catch fly balls in baseball outside a game

I don't see anything offensive there . That said, I tried to put each one in the context of the OP and I just don't get it