TOMORROW!

[Steel]

If your Grandmother had balls would she be your Grandfather

If she had balls, I doubt my grandfather would have married her.

 

[Ishrub]

If you're always standing with a foot in yesterday and a foot in tomorrow, then you'll wind up pissing all over today.

But you are guaranteed dry feet!

 

[Steel]

But you are guaranteed dry feet!

That depends on accuracy. Remember I am aiming with a very short barrel.

 

[Tal]

on ya knees *****!!

 

[Ishrub]

If your Grandmother had balls would she be your Grandfather

I have lost track of who may have had such an interesting ancestry but she could be both.
If she had a child with his Grandfather but then had sex and another child with his other Grandmother.

Intersex people have anatomy or genes that don’t fit typical definitions of male and female and both sexual organs can be fully or partially present visibly or hidden. Some are like snails with both sexual organs but not able to self-propagate.

 

[Tal]

Is that Bundaberg your'e suckin on or what??

 

[Gregger]

I have lost track of who may have had such an interesting ancestry but she could be both.
If she had a child with his Grandfather but then had sex and another child with his other Grandmother.

Intersex people have anatomy or genes that don’t fit typical definitions of male and female and both sexual organs can be fully or partially present visibly or hidden. Some are like snails with both sexual organs but not able to self-propagate.

ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[barbagris]

Yesterday is history...tomorrow is a mystery....today is a gift, that's why it's called the present...deep huh?

OK - so you watched Kung Fu Panda.

 

[Tal]

OK - so you watched Kung Fu Panda.

no...'The Book of Life...'

 

[ruzzle]

It is beginning to seem that this year the first of may will be held some time later in the year.....................