RanDom_Chipmunk

Ya know, I'm supposed to read all these threads but most seem so innocent that I either skip them altogether or skim them at best. So, I'm sitting around all weekend trying to housebreak a new puppy and decide to read through what seems like a simple 'what happened to' thread. The number of posts should have been a warning.

You people are nucking futz. I gotta go find that **** puppy. Behave yourselves.
 
cusso ken said:
Nobody loves a fat girl
but Oh how a fat girl can love
nobody seems to want me
I'm just a truck on the highway of love
The late great Jim Croce
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chorus:
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me.
She's too fat for me,
She's too fat for me.
I don't want her, you can have her,
Please do that for me.
She's too fat, she's too fat,
She's too fat for me.

verse:
I get dizzy, I get numbo
When I'm dancing
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo.

chorus:

verse:
She's a twosome, she's a foursome
If she'd lose some,
I would like her more some.


The late Great Arthur Godfrey
 
I remember polka dancing to that song at the Pehowski/Glinzinski wedding. Thanks for the memories 1olbullski.;)

Another version by the great Frankie Yankovic with a hilarious video staring uh, well ohhh, RKTNPKTs old girlfriends.
 
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