You just made me fondly remember my Dad.
He used to comment, when frustrated with someone, "They wouldn't have enough brains to kick over a piss ant's motor scooter". Don't know how I got that from your word amoeba"
Thank you!
You do know a look of terror on a face isn't much difference to the look of a laughing face ,try it in the mirror, or get Wrecka to grab you around the neck, if you can stop crying I guarantee you wont be laughing.
Tip I got from an old roommate... Apparently a layer of cellophane over the keyboard means you have an easier clean job and you can still see the keys. This is information I could have done without, now you have to live with that image too!