Kiwichris

[Sidecar Flip]

Need to send him a box of Triumph embossed toilet paper!

Is that the 'special edition toiletpaper' with the hole for your finger in each sheet and the enclosed instructions to keep your fingernails closely trimmed??

 

[Toystoretom]

There are two things that I am pretty sure that are missing in Marne.... Chinese food and circuses. We should be safe.....

What other little family secrets are you holding back? 4 billion posts and you finally come out with this??

 

[Sidecar Flip]

There are two things that I am pretty sure that are missing in Marne.... Chinese food and circuses. We should be safe.....

What other little family secrets are you holding back? 4 billion posts and you finally come out with this??

..............I could always buy some Chinese carryout and tote it along. Betcha Baxters has a microwave..........

Reminds me of a story......Strange but true.....

I had a Suzuki TS 250 Savage then. Woody had a Kawasaki 250 Enduro...the one with the rotary valve......

When I was a teenager I rode bikes with a fellow that lived on the SW side of Cleveland by the name of Woodrow Coleman. I was over his house and he decided to get some Oriential Carryout. Went to pick the stuff up on his motorcycle, you know they always put it those white waxed cardboard containers with the wire bail handle.....

Anyway, Woody lived on a brick street, almost at the corner. He came around the corner on his bike with a quart container of chowmien in his teeth and a big brown paper bag of goodies nestled between his legs and lost the bike on the corner and went down in the street. When he came to a stop, all that was left of dinner was the wire bail handle in his teeth.

Woody died a few years back. Probably from complications from smoking pot all the time. I remember going to parties there and seeing 30 gallon plastic garbage cans stuffed with bricks of high quality canabis......

.....and smoking party joints wrapped in toilet paper, looking like Zepplins.

Those were the days.

Is that a family secret?

 

[Silver Bullet]

Kiwichris....sorry you ride **** the bed on you. Maybe its an easy cleanup..anyway...Flip exposed another skeleton from his closet of mishaps to lighten the moment...



Flip...your candid description started me laughing to the extent that one of my employees came to my office and wanted to know what was so funny??? After reading your post....no explanation was needed....

Your posts are almost always thought provoking and.....I was wondering..... does...TRUNK MONKEY make a system for after Chinese dining???.....

HMMMM Flipmiester....after Chinese dining device..........definite possibilities...SB

 

[Kiwichris]

Output shaft bearing

The output shaft bearing was the cause of my grief. **** happens !!

 

[scot in exile]

The output shaft bearing was the cause of my grief. **** happens !!

Chris if you had told us it was the OSB in your first post it would have saved a lot of members from a lot of anguish. We now know your bikes problem but we also know that Flip, Chinese Food and the Circus do not go together.

 

[Sidecar Flip]

The output shaft bearing was the cause of my grief. **** happens !!

At least you got yours over with right away. How'd you like to be me, in Eureka Springs, 1200 miles from home and it takes a ****.....No dealers around. What do you do? Ride it home of course. The faster you go, the less noise it makes. 75 is a nice speed. Sounds like a blender.

Good thing is, it will be taken care of, out of warranty at my convenience along with the other issues like the 'rubber shifter' and possibly thye lower timing sprocket as well.

It's not like soiled underwear. You can 'ride' it a ways without fear of a chapped butthole and it don't smell bad, just sounds bad......