Kiwichris

Would it be possible to be at least a bit more descriptive? I have 37,000+ miles on mine and so far I have not noticed it defecating on itself or anyone else.. :eek:
 
Nice first post. Nothing positive no intro, no description...just **** itself..........

Last time I **** myself was when I was 16. I went to the circus with some girl, took her out to eat before the circus and while sitting there watching the trapeze act, I just **** myself. I still remember it after all these years. It was ugly and stinky and I never took that girl out again, needless to say. Don't eat Chinese and go to the circus.

I'm sorry your R3 **** itself. It's a machine, subject to human error and yes, all machines **** themselves on ocassion.

My Rocket blew a wet fart in Eureka Springs..... I rode it home but it will need surgery this winter.
 
Last time I **** myself was when I was 16. I went to the circus with some girl, took her out to eat before the circus and while sitting there watching the trapeze act, I just **** myself. I still remember it after all these years. It was ugly and stinky and I never took that girl out again, needless to say. Don't eat Chinese and go to the circus.
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Oh my God Flip. Nothing will ever top this.

Welcome to the site kiwichris. What happened to the bike? Usually it's the new owner that has shat.

BTW Flip, cuss me now or cuss me later, I had to pm several others and make sure they read your post.
 
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I can't believe it, on the first date no less. I'm laughing my guts out!!
Oh, by the way I'm sorry your bike rejected you!:D
 
I've said it before and I say it again . . . that right thar is funny!! I dont care who ya are that IS FUNNY . . . I read it to Deb and she's still laughing!! Flip, you have a way with words!
 
Welcome Kiwichris, sorry to hear about your initial R3 woes, I hope they get sorted and are soon behind you.

Flip, have you ever thought of writing your biography? I bet all that have met you and/or read your posts on a regular basis would buy a copy!
 
Golden Rule

Don't eat Chinese and go to the circus.

Flip,

I am going to get that laminated and carry it in my wallet. Golden rule to live by. I will be laughing at this all friggin day.

Kiwichris,

Welcome, hope you get your problems sorted out. There is allot of good advice on this forum. Maybe some info that can help. You already know about the Chinese and circus thing.
 
Flip,
I do believe you've said it all, it'll be three root beers as of now....:D

thanks B. you were right about this one.....


greg
 
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