Hello Hoop and welcome from VA. Sorry to hear about your invisibility condition, but hopefully your willingness to beat anorexia will pay off. I too believe that adding the word safety into the sentence is always the best approach. And, congratulations on having an amiable wife. That makes life so much better when you have a supporting partner for your habits.
D@mn...I thought this was a sales pitch for a lubricant to ease the anal intercourse issues of some of the butt pirates that show up on here occasionally...my bad. Good to see I was wrong. Welcome aboard