Health Matters!

[PianoMan]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days more
interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a '****.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on my Rocket, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'Obama for Change.' I try to have a
little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

 

[RTNAPL]

I can't wait to retire, sounds like it will be quite a bit of fun.

 

[Xchoppers]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days more
interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a '****.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on my Rocket, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'Obama for Change.' I try to have a
little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

That story is freakin' priceless!
I just hope it's true
Even if it isn't, it's still great.

 

[Sidecar Flip]

I see that Jessica Jackson made some very disparaging remarks about B. Hussein Obama. Don't Jessica know when to shut up??............"....he needs his nuts cut off"....... Jessica needs to discuss that with Obama's wife first.

I still have trouble comprehending how the Obama circus has progressed as far as it has. Somehow BBQ on the front lawn of the White house is out of character.

The cop obviously feels the same way I do. My nagging question is where is Obama garnering his support......who is that wacky.

 

[chiburbsguy2006]

I agree, Flip. I just don't get it. We have ONE person at work that thinks Obama can do no wrong. No amount of reasoning with him will change his mind. Obviously he is insane.

Removal of the nads seems a little harsh from a "Reverend" doesn't it? Even Triple J (Jesse Jackass Jr.) let his Father have it after hearing his comments.

 

[bklynmike]

I see that Jessica Jackson made some very disparaging remarks about B. Hussein Obama. Don't Jessica know when to shut up??............"....he needs his nuts cut off"....... Jessica needs to discuss that with Obama's wife first.

I still have trouble comprehending how the Obama circus has progressed as far as it has. Somehow BBQ on the front lawn of the White house is out of character.

The cop obviously feels the same way I do. My nagging question is where is Obama garnering his support......who is that wacky.

Why does the possibility of Obama becoming President have to accompany BBQ on the White House lawn? I seem to recall similar comments regarding Tiger Woods and that ****ty green jacket and now look at everyone riding his unit like he was Sea Biscuit, perhaps wishing they could partake of some BBQ if only it would help them play Golf better. Small minded commentators can't see past the color of ones skin. Troubling to say the least. I can respect concerns based on policy or whatever, but leave that other ignorant crap out of the equation it's insulting and honestly plays into why perhaps he needs to be President in the first place. Maybe he can enlighten some of the stoneage troglodytes that still inhabit this country.

 

[Joker]

Why does the possibility of Obama becoming President have to accompany BBQ on the White House lawn? I seem to recall similar comments regarding Tiger Woods and that ****ty green jacket and now look at everyone riding his unit like he was Sea Biscuit, perhaps wishing they could partake of some BBQ if only it would help them play Golf better. Small minded commentators can't see past the color of ones skin. Troubling to say the least. I can respect concerns based on policy or whatever, but leave that other ignorant crap out of the equation it's insulting and honestly plays into why perhaps he needs to be President in the first place. Maybe he can enlighten some of the stoneage troglodytes that still inhabit this country.

+ 1

Flip, referring to him using his middle name is a cheap shot. The more I see that kind of ****, the more I like the guy, despite his flip flopping etc. etc.

P.S. Funny story though, Pianoman

 

[Toystoretom]

I love election tears. (I mean years).

I'm beginning to think that if McCain will just shut up he will win this thing, with Obama spinning out of control like he is.

Oh crap... that probably makes me a bigot. We have a local radio DJ that seems to think that if you don't like Obama you are an automatic bigot (Lazlo). What if you aren't so much against Obama but actually like McCain? Does that just make you a spigot?

And shouldn't this thread be in the "Final Drive"?

 

[Ugarte]

I would say that 20 years attending a racist bigoted church that is the flip side of the Klan makes Obama the bigot, that and referring to his own grandmother who raised him as a "typical white person" just because she expressed fear of a black panhandler.

Obama is a fraud. He is old politics whose political ambitions are rooted in the old time corrupt chicago political machine. Hopefully he will go down in flame.....unfortunately the Beast may rise up like a phoenix out of those ashes to haunt us again....YIKES!

 

[Bohica]

Thanks Chi and Flip, you took the heat off me for a little bit, thanks again.
PS: Flip I didn't know you were that way, you know a
troglodyke

Bob