peter k
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i recieved an email from tc .just thought id share it. we were dressed and ready to go out for the new years party.we turned on a night light,turned the answering machine on,covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the back yard.we phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.as we walked out the door ,the cat which we had put out in the yard,scoots back into the house.we didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes on out to taxi,while I went back inside to get the cat, the cat runs up stairs,with me in hot pursuit.waiting,my wife doesnt want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night.so she explains to the taxi driver I will be out soon, "hes just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother,". A few minutes later I get into the cab."sorry iI took so long",I said as we drove away."that stupid ***** was was hiding under the bed.I had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out.! She tried to take off,so I grabbed her by the neck.Then.I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.But it worked ! I hauled her fat arse downstairs and threw her out into the back yard! She'd better not **** in the vegetable garden again The silence in the cab was deafening
