Anyone looking for an R3R?

OMG what did people do before cell phones existed? What would people do if cell phones just stopped working? Today I saw the most outrageous thing... a landscaper on a walk behind staring at his cell phone while he cut lawns. You name it,,, riding a skate board or a bike, running, walking, shopping, on the elevator, while on a date with a hot chick, eating a hot dog, you got'a do it while you look at your cell phone. I remember when only doctors on call would wear beepers. If that thing went off... someone was dying. People would not trade in their cell phones for food. You see people escaping a war zone in the middle of nowhere, talking on a cell phone. It's bad, the cell phone addiction is bad. For bikers and all motorists it makes it dangerous. Can you imagine if we attacked the cell phone industry for damages incurred as a result of cell phone operation like we do guns and alcohol!

There you go... Just practicing my Ranting!!! I won't lift my T shirt though