Do you miss getting your hair braided? We could have a girl night and paint each others' toes and I'm sure I have a lipstick that'll bring out your eyes. Also, my friend Mike just broke up with his bf... I could get you a date AND make you look like a pretty pretty princess.
Absolutely not. It's kind of like hanging out with my belligerent friends and my uncouth male cousins on here. Though I definitely appreciate the concern. I'm aware that I'm not your stereotypical wilting flower (hence the stupidly masculine form of transportation) but I know quite a few females who would not appreciate being razzed in such a manner. Be rude all you wish, my darlings. I can take it. I can also let you know in no uncertain terms when I think you've gone too far. But don't worry, gentlemen, I'll let you know in a pm so as to maintain your delicate masculinity.