Tony Anderson
Stumpy
Daft Jokes 
My Mate from Liverpool has just got his kids a trampoline and a couple of bikes for Christmas. I asked him which website he saw them on and he replied 'Google Earth'.
Now that India has legalised gay marriage, the first lesbian couple have got married.
Congratulations to Sukme Phlaps and Makemeclit Singh !!
An indian has just won the British National Karioke Championships.
His name is Gerupta Singh.
A Welsh Ride on Lawn Mower
A couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.
"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.
The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed.
She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair.
She mentioned this to her husband when he came home.
He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden.
I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself."
So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do you shave?" "No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department.
The girl finished her bath and went to bed.
Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him,
"Did you see it?" "Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."
"Why are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough before."
"I know," he said.... "but the rest of the darts team hadn't!"
How does Darth Vader like his Christmas turkey? On the dark side.
Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star? Beyon-sleigh
Who saved Santa the job of creating a naughty list? Ashley Madison.
Merry Christmas !
My Mate from Liverpool has just got his kids a trampoline and a couple of bikes for Christmas. I asked him which website he saw them on and he replied 'Google Earth'.
Now that India has legalised gay marriage, the first lesbian couple have got married.
Congratulations to Sukme Phlaps and Makemeclit Singh !!
An indian has just won the British National Karioke Championships.
His name is Gerupta Singh.
A Welsh Ride on Lawn Mower
A couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.
"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.
The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed.
She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair.
She mentioned this to her husband when he came home.
He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden.
I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself."
So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do you shave?" "No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department.
The girl finished her bath and went to bed.
Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him,
"Did you see it?" "Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."
"Why are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough before."
"I know," he said.... "but the rest of the darts team hadn't!"
How does Darth Vader like his Christmas turkey? On the dark side.
Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star? Beyon-sleigh
Who saved Santa the job of creating a naughty list? Ashley Madison.
Merry Christmas !
