Happy father's day!

Besides being retired from work, I'm retired as a dad, too, as far as responsibilities. One daughter married and baby on the way, other one engaged, I'm a free man now.
Free??? Just you wait. After 4 kids between the wife and I, We thought we were free. Now we have 8 grand children, all girls and another due a month!!! Please, oh please, tell me where is this strange road that leads to the world of freedom lies??