Do you miss getting your hair braided? We could have a girl night and paint each others' toes and I'm sure I have a lipstick that'll bring out your eyes. Also, my friend Mike just broke up with his bf... I could get you a date AND make you look like a pretty pretty princess.
I have one rule for mixed gender forums, especially where there is a very large number of males in relation to females, if I won't say it to my grandmother, I won't say it here. Of course Grams had a pretty liberal sense of humor herself. How wierd is it your Grandmother asks you if you got lucky after a date?!?!?!
Done, dusted off , kyboshed, given the greasy sleeve, given the flick, finished, shown the door, given the heave ho!,cut loose, abandoned, come to the end of the trail partner,the end of the line, good night Irene Terminated
that's all folks! no more from this old Rooster.