US Soccer is effed up

scot in exile

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The United States Soccer Federation sent me a survey to complete now I understand why America is a third world country when it comes to Football(soccer)
Here are a few of the questions and I am not making this s**t up.
On question two do you think a colour photo of my big hairy nuts would do as an answer?

  1. 18-24
  2. 25-34
  3. 35-44
  4. 45-54
  5. 55-64
  6. 65-74
  7. 75+
What gender do you identify closely with? What gender do you identify closely with?
  1. Male
  2. Female
What year did you first become a referee? What year did you first become a referee?
  1. 2010
  2. 2011
  3. 2012
  1. 2013
  2. 2014
  1. 2015
  2. 2016
 
The United States Soccer Federation sent me a survey to complete now I understand why America is a third world country when it comes to Football(soccer)
Here are a few of the questions and I am not making this s**t up.
On question two do you think a colour photo of my big hairy nuts would do as an answer?

  1. 18-24
  2. 25-34
  3. 35-44
  4. 45-54
  5. 55-64
  6. 65-74
  7. 75+
What gender do you identify closely with? What gender do you identify closely with?
  1. Male
  2. Female
What year did you first become a referee? What year did you first become a referee?
  1. 2010
  2. 2011
  3. 2012
  1. 2013
  2. 2014
  1. 2015
  2. 2016
I can see how the USA got confused on question 2. They have not had to deal with this transgender stuff but for a couple years now. While you Scot's have been swinging them harry pebbles under a dress for quite some time now. :D

You would think the USA would grill them about proper bathroom usage. Maybe since everyone wares a skirt over there you don't need multiple gender bathrooms :)
 
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