Engaged, young and devout Catholic couple on a motorcycle, on the way to the local Church, for their weddin' ceremony. Hit by a lorry right in front of the Church, while parking the bike. Both the groom and the bride die on the spot. Unsurprisingly, they are both dispatched straight to Catholic Paradise. They ask St Peter to marry them there, upon arrival. St Peter moved, but also a bit perplexed. No such Las Vegas "get-wed-while-U-wait" precedent in Paradise. Says he'll think about it.
Weeks go by. Couple (now turned celestal , but wannabe legit couple all the same) gets impatient. Reports back to St Peter's Paradise Site Master/Paradise Moderator/Paradise Janitor front desk.
One assistant to St Peter replies: St Peter is still looking for a Priest