Never wash Your Bike

[scot in exile]

Washed my bike went inside and got distracted watching Housos(the Aussies will know) went back outside and WTF

 

[Rick Morris]

Did you put it in the dryer?

 

[breeze]

not enough starch?or was it the hot water

 

[kenne]

You need to thong (Houso reference) whoever shrunk ya bike

 

[webmaster]

I didn't know what that was, had to Google it

 

[scot in exile]

No thong I will use my football boots with the metal screw in studs

 

[mexican]

Honey , i shrunk the Rocket!

 

[Nat67]

that sends shivers up my spine !

 

[Ishrub]

Washed my bike went inside and got distracted watching Housos(the Aussies will know) went back outside and WTF

Why would you watch that cringe-worthy shiite - like 'Beverley Hillbillies' on crack, ice and mega steroids? Fooken hell next it will be 'Neighbours' re-runs to come down on!
Your ride has simply morphed to match your now shrunken brain - Mother will be horrified!
We better clean you up and get you onto 'Upper Middle Bogan'

that sends shivers up my spine !

You said it in spades Nat67, and I mean his viewing habits, he must be just looking to become fluent in another 'Glasweginese' language, a bit like an Italian speaker wanting to learn another 'Romance' language because it is easy!

 

[Tal]

Washed my bike went inside and got distracted watching Housos(the Aussies will know) went back outside and WTF

Quickly!....plant it in some good soil, put the sprinkler on it and put the laptop in front of it with this playing...by the morning it should be ok again!
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