Logic of a beer drinker

[Rocket Scientist]

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DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER:
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Lady Interviewer: Do you drink every day?


Man: Yes.


Lady Interviewer: How much a day?


Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon.


Lady Interviewer: How much does a 6-pack cost?


Man: Roughly $10.00 at a deli.


Lady Interviewer: And how long have you been drinking like that?


Man: 15 years.


Lady Interviewer: So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month. In one year, you would then be spending $10,800, correct?


Man: Correct.


Lady Interviewer: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly $162,000; correct?


Man: Correct.


Lady Interviewer: Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink for the last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?


Man: Do you drink?


Lady Interviewer: No.


Man: So where's your farkin' Ferrari?

 

[TOMCAT]

Ain't got a Ferrari , don't want one ... not had a drink for 16 years and 'own' my Rocket and Speed Triple ... good deal in my book

 

[DaddyRabbit]

Beer Drinker!

I drink, own a Rocket and a boat! I'm broke!

 

[cardinal93]

Throw in the $$ I burn in tobacco and I could probably have a Lamborghini to park next to it in the garage of the house I'd "own"

 

[peter k]

Beer

I am religious about drinking on my ride day every Sunday ,I have my favorite beer and I have to ride about 80 miles to get it on tap .the atmosphere along with the ride makes for a good day out.

 

[Neville Lush]

Beer etc

A friend of mine was walking down the street of Minlaton ( small country town ) a few years back and the newspaper folk stopped him talking about a winning lotto ticket sold in the aforementioned town. They asked him what he would do if he won a million dollars. He told them he would spend $990,000 on wine women and song and then waste the rest. He got a little pic on the front page

 

[Battersea]

Hey Nev, I see you have a dirt track outfit as your avatar, are you old enough to remember the Godden powered outfits?