I'm a poet, now ya know it!

[ski]

I"m from Milwaukee and I outta know,
Those 103 Harleys, are certainly slow,
They sit at the light, they rattle and shake,
It sounds really fast, but, WE know its fake!
Yer beast is ready for green, ya see his smiling face,
You know in your heart, it won't be much of a race,
In his pirate clothes, he looks pretty smart,
When ya pull in front, just let out a fart.

 

[sweettennbabe]

Ok so it's pretty good I must say!

 

[R3Tex]

There once was a young man named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave,
You must admit,
It smelled like $hit,
But look at the money he saved!!

 

[RKTNMYPKT]

President Clinton said to Monica Lewinsky, we cant leave evidence lying around like Ted kaczynski, your face is a mess, take the hem of your dress, and wipe that **** off your chinsky!

 

[rayjay]

There was a young man from Nanking
Who invented a w*nking machine
On the 99th stroke the f*cking thing broke
And whipped his B*llox to cream

RJ

 

[TRMAN]

There was a young man from Nanking
Who invented a w*nking machine
On the 99th stroke the f*cking thing broke
And whipped his B*llox to cream

RJ

There was a girl from Barking creek
who had her monthly's twice a week
How very provoking
said a young man from Woking
It stops you poking
so to speak.

 

[Steel]

There once was a man from Bombay
who formed a cunt out of clay
the heat from his prick
turned the clay into brick
and shaved all his foreskin away

 

[rayjay]

You bunch of degenerates

RJ

 

[TRMAN]

You bunch of degenerates

RJ

The was a an old bloke from shroud
who fingered a girl in a crowd
A man at the front said I smell C--nt
just like that
not very loud.