Happy birthday Mittsy ya old bastard

Mr Hooligan to you buster ... so how old are you Mittzy (or have you reached the age where blokes respond like women and tell you to "mind your own business" )
 
He's obviously somewhere in the range 16 (judging by his behavior) to 100 (going on looks).
So what's the number eh Mittzy?
Happy birthday mate.
 
Mate!
I bet you was cheated outta lots a presents as a kid, being bored so close to Christmas. (typo intended)
Congrats on stayin' alive this ***in' long!