One of my cohorts in crime picked up a Honda Trail 70 basket case a while back. Supposedly to fix up for his first grandson who had just been born when he got older. Still will be 5 years or so before the kid will be big enough for that . The engine turned out to be too far gone to salvage. No worries says he, there is a company in China that makes crate motors. Fast forward to yesterday when the FedEx truck shows up. It is a bolt in motor alright but the knuckle head decided why go back stock when they offered a 125cc instead.
So, we have a redneck from Johnston county, a hay field a 12 pack of PBR and a trail 70 with a stroker motor................ ah hell, what could possibly go wrong????