Wayyl's used to have a great sign that said "Get gas - eat at Wally's", which I think I posted here some time ago. They make the 2nd best hamburger - in the world. The best is made at Argy's Top Shop Takeaway in Argenton, NSW, Oz.
A few years ago back in Oz, I was playing the organ for a funeral for an old Yorkshire man. Just before the service started I opened the hymn book at random for something to play and started playing - and that was the tune that I'd opened to. Fortunately I kept my laughter inside - I think.