That's because they already have a full portfolio of bestest colour. Just look at how many bikes were a drab, dark, and boring colour that day? And the sun was shining... a little bit!
Off to France for a week with the wife and mother in law. This is my punishment for going to Leakey Texas in October on my own! You have to have hi-vis vests in car - do you think the French will like this one??
As they say where there's pleasure there's always pain near by. Pretty sure of what I know of the French authorities you will probably end up being frog marched off